Guide: Gifts for sailors

What to buy for the sailor in your life

Royal Naval Dockyard in Bermuda, July 2014

Oh shit! Is it already Christmas, Father’s Day, your fave sailor’s birthday, or some other reason to buy a gift? Sailors have everything they need. Except for a bigger boat. But if your budget is less than 5 (or 6 or 7) digits, I got you covered for gifts that are more fun, useful, and original than YAPNS (yet another pair of novelty socks).

Contents

For the reading sailor

Nautical Trivia

Finally a novelty gift for sailors that isn't a T-shirt.

$7 - $20

Get it in paperback or PDF

I wrote this book and now I’m plugging it here. I wanted something fun that both you and your sailor can enjoy alone or together. It’s great for playing trivia with sundowners. It even has recipes for sundowners, which I tested and tested.

For the artsy sailor

Half-hull print from Dogwatch Art

Picture credit: Dogwatch Art

A half-hull illustration of your fave sailor’s boat.

$150 - $295

Get a half-hull print

Half-hull illustrations are a traditional way to show a boat. Back in the day, ship builders made half-hull models for their clients before building them. They were beautiful pieces of work in their own right. Today, you can get a lovely, framed half-hull picture of your sailor’s boat in the same spirit. Just make sure you have a suitable photo or two. Dogwatch Art will guide you on this.

Original painting from Inna Nagaytseva

Picture credit: Inna Nagaytseva

Original watercolour of your fave sailor’s boat.

Consult with Inna

This is about as unique as it gets. Inna Nagaytseva is a watercolour landscape artist. For the past couple of years she’s been taking commissions for boats. All it takes is a couple of photos and a consultation with her. From there she’ll paint an original piece for your sailor.

Personalized gifts and home decor from Screencraft Gifts

Picture credit: Screencraft Gifts

Home decor with images of nautical charts.

$13 - $170

Get personalized home decor

Remind your fave sailor of their fave places with nautical charts on coasters, clocks, trays, and other practical gifts. They also make custom items with images that you choose.

For the safe sailor

Eco Blast rechargeable air horn from Taylor Made

Picture credit: Taylor Made

Makes 120 dB of sound, rechargeable with a regular bicycle tire pump, included.

$74

Burst your ear drums

I’ve had one for years and it still works great. 120 dB is loud, loud enough to remind me that I shouldn’t have tried it out inside the store.

For the galley

Enamelware from Falcon

Picture credit: Falcon Enamelware

Durable, light, elegant enamelware for cooking, eating, drinking and serving.

$7 - $390

Browse the Falcon shop

I like enamelware on a boat. It’s mostly corrosion-proof, lighter than porcelain, easily takes heat and cold, and looks nicer than bare metal. And enamelware is tougher than plastic or glass. Like family heirloom tough. My wife still proudly makes strawberry rhubarb pies from an enamel pie plate she inherited from her grandmother.

Falcon has been in the enamelware business for almost a century. There’s probably an item that fits your budget. You can bake, serve, and drink from their enamelware. Most pieces come in several colours to match your sailor’s boat.

Last resort

West Marine eGift card

Picture credit: West Marine

When you should have bought a gift sooner.

$10 - $250

Let West Marine save your ass

A last-minute gift, the desperate last resort if it’s too late to get anything shipped to your fave sailor on time. Thankfully, online gift cards are instant. The 21st century is good for at least one thing.

At your service

Humbly yours,

Marc, Supreme Purser