Coming out soon!
Finally, the best gift for the sailor who loves ping pong balls, scurvy, and carnivorous snails!
Besides, aren’t you tired of buying your fave sailor another novelty sailing T-shirt? Get your fave sailor a novelty sailing book instead!
Sailors can entertain their friends with trivia questions and answers, other useless info, and old-timey pictures. Galley crew can try out the recipes.
Don’t take my word for it. Here are what some made-up people are saying about it:
“Better than that other book by another person about a different subject.”
“This is pretty good chowder.”
“Thank you for submitting your manuscript but this isn’t the kind of book we’re interested in right now.”
“Désolé, je ne peux pas lire l’anglais.”
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