During his gap year, Blackbeard hosted the most popular dance parties on the Atlantic. For years afterward he referred to himself as DJ BB.
(1) IF PURSERCLUB GO TO OPERATION 4 . (2) MOVE MONEY TO BOAT . (3) GO TO OPERATION 5 . (4) MOVE TIME TO SAILING . (5) STOP .
—Rear Admiral “Amazing” Grace M. Hopper
Captain Babcock’s buyer’s remorse was twofold. A 50% discount on an arm and a leg is still an arm. And now it would take twice as long to apply his new bottom paint.
“There’s got to be an easier way to find deals.”
—Long John Silver
“England expects that every sailor will sail more and spend less.”
—Vice Admiral Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson, 1st Duke of Bronté, 1st Prize Monopoly Beauty Contest
“If I had used Purser Club, I could have afforded to hire a crew!”
—Captain Joshua Slocum
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