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Best sailing films

The best movies with a sailboat

Berthed fleet, BDYC, August 2016
Berthed fleet, BDYC, August 2016

I’m an expert on film:

Here’s my list of the best movies where sailboats play a role. We’re talking great stories told by excellent, some even legendary, writers, directors, and casts.

More importantly, with one oddball, these films realistically portray sailboats and sailors. Few things in this world break my heart more than trying to suspend disbelief while choking down the urge to yell “That’s not how boats work!” at the screen.

Finding these movies

You can watch these movies in a number of ways:

Historical adventure

Master and Commander

Respectable on-screen versions of Captain Aubrey and Dr. Maturin

Master and Commander

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Director: Peter Weir

Starring: Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany

Year: 2003

Despite the popularity of Patrick O’Brian’s Captain Jack Aubrey and Dr. Stephen Maturin among nerds and sailors, or maybe because of it, this is the only film adaptation. Like the novels, the film doesn’t insult your intelligence and has plenty of adventure. The film’s title is only coincidental to the novel. The former draws from a few of Aubrey-Maturin’s adventures.

The look and feel of the movie is convincing. Like the novels, the way the sailors’ talk seems accurate for the time. They say things like larboard and starboard, not port and starboard. And the way they dress is convincing, too. Captain Aubrey has an enormous hat. Like huge.

The themes won’t shake your world view. This is more about good guys, bad guys, and adventure. The protagonist is torn between friendship and duty. The antagonist is mysterious and constantly threatening. The battle scenes kick ass.

Historical drama

Moby Dick

Sympathize with the need to prove a point at any cost

Moby Dick

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Director: John Huston

Starring: Gregory Peck, Richard Basehart, a great white whale

Year: 1956

The literal and figurative Moby Dick of movies. The novel, the director, the cast are legends, including a cameo from Orson Welles. Hell, even the screenplay is by Huston and Ray Bradbury, the latter being the legendary sci-fi author.

Maybe back in the day, Moby Dick was about defying God. Today we can spin it as a resonant story about shareholder value vs climate change.

Probably not intentionally, this movie induces cringes of political incorrectness. But that makes it feel historically accurate. And yet the crew is ethnically diverse, including prominent Quaker, Polynesian, African, and Native American characters.

The production quality holds up. The Pequod looks as close to a mid-19th century working whaling ship as I can imagine. The sailors are grubby and malnourished from toiling with wood, iron, and canvas. Interiors are dim and cramped. You can almost smell the salt, dampness, and rendering whale blubber.

Sixty years later, the special effects hold up too. The whale hunting scenes include footage of a real whale hunt. That’s real water that Moby Dick kicks up to tear the Pequod a new one.

The story, man, that story. Huston and Bradbury distill 135 chapters into a fine whiskey of less than 2 hours. Telling the story from Ishmael’s point of view instead of Ahab’s immerses you deeper. No sane human can empathize with Ahab’s manic charisma but we sure can sympathize with his victims/adherents.

Spoiler: the money shot is fantastic. Moby Dick shows up only at the end. But he ends it like a boss, in a gruesome whirlpool of mayhem, literally. Moby Dick 1, humanity 0.

Historical drama

Mutiny on the Bounty

They’re mad as hell and aren’t going to take it anymore

Mutiny on the Bounty

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Director: Lewis Milestone

Starring: Marlon Brando, Trevor Howard, Richard Harris

Year: 1962

I’m not sure why I’m bothering with this review. With Brando what more kick in the ass do you need to watch?

I wouldn’t believe it until I saw it, but here’s the Marlon Brando playing Fletcher Christian as a full on fop, complete with the upper class British accent and a bigger, shinier wardrobe than Beyonce and Madonna combined. At one point he even says “Oh dear.” The Godfather. Oh dear.

And you know what? He pulls it off. In this take on the Bounty’s salacious story, Christian has more humanity than the tyrant Captain. But as an officer Christian still has to maintain order among the crew. Brando strolls that line between Captain Bligh and the crew. Well, until he can’t take it anymore.

Richard Harris plays a secondary part, but this was before his heyday. You can see greatness about to happen, but either he isn’t ready or isn’t given a chance in this role.

The other real star is Trevor Howard, playing Bligh. Howard pulls it off too, his demeanor and voice are regal and stern. Howard is so good you almost feel bad for Bligh. Almost. He has an admirable devotion to King and country but he has the people skills of, well, a Captain Bligh. Even a dick with good intentions is still a dick.

Disaster survival

White Squall

Can a rag-tag crew pull through a bad situation?

White Squall

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Director: Ridley Scott

Starring: Jeff Bridges, Caroline Goodall, John Savage

Year: 1996

Not the classic heavyweight of the previous movies, but still solid entertainment. It also takes places more recently than 100+ years ago. Based loosely on the true story of the Albatross.

Psychological thriller

Dead Calm

A frightening premise and nail-biting suspense

Dead Calm

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Director: Philip Noyce

Starring: Nicole Kidman, Sam Neill, Billy Zane

Year: 1989

A fun thriller and a great cast. Things start badly, get better, then get weird and scary. (Spoiler alert?)

Psychologial drama

Knife in the Water

Gotta love love triangles and mind games

Knife in the Water

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Director: Roman Polanski

Starring: Leon Niemczyk, Jolanta Umecka, Zygmunt Malanowicz

Year: 1962

Yes, I know that it’s an understatement that Roman Polanski is controversial. But his films are still compelling with their tight stories, great acting, and brilliant direction. This one is his first feature length film, in Polish. A version with English subtitles isn’t easy to find. But if you can find a copy, it’s worth it.

Three characters, one boat, one knife, and 24 hours. Oh, and neverending, tense power shifts as each character wins and loses the upper hand.

Comedy

Captain Ron

More laughs, less murder and mayhem

Captain Ron

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Director: Thom Eberhardt

Starring: Martin Short, Kurt Russell, Mary Kay Place

Year: 1992

This is the oddball of the list. It jettisons technical accuracy in favor of laughs. Kurt Russell deflty reaches Martin Short’s high comedic bar in this one. Watch this movie with your crew if they aren’t passionate about cinéma nautique like you are.

At your service

Humbly yours,

Marc
Supreme Purser